Walking around the nightclub feeling like an alien.

Life is like a box of chocolates, the further you get through it, the fatter and more lazy you become.

Upon leaving the laboratory testing room the subjects passed a big jar of candy. The richer the person, the more likely he was to reach in and take candy from the jar – and ignore the big sign on the jar that said the candy was for the children who passed through the department.

The candypocalypse is coming, a new app that will candify your life. Press one button a turn your paradigminto candyfloss.

Thinking about trying not to overthink things.